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SPAAAARRRRRRTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA




Good lord what a gnarly film. A total excess of blood, violence, and utter insanity told with a sad touching story.


I feel PUMPED having gotten out of the theater.

I want to fight something and beat it to a pulp.

Then I wish to take aforementioned pulp, sprinkle it with some oregano, add some cheese and make myself a lovely quiche.

Then I shall seize the quiche, cram it down the gullet of my enemies (snobby customers) and shreik "BLOOOAARRRGGHHH"

>:U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you seen this?


No?


Shame on you.


Do yourself a favor and see it.

Especially Cannon Fodder.

For it is glorious.

















GLOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOUUUUUUUSSSS SSSS

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The journal has been updated.



With some stuff.



OH SUCH STUFF.


so there you go.

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Just gimme a chance to do a hip hop



















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a DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCE

HEADERS R 4 FAGS

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I changed the images.
Previously, I had some ugly demon and some other crap.

They have been replaced by a guitar monster and a spaceship.

Mebbeh you like? mebbeh you dont.

As I've said, feel free to request crap from me to stick on a shirt/mug/hat/chicken.
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I am going to plug something here.

Not because I'm being paid to (oh how much ass that would kick) but because I feel it is my duty as a eater of tasty foods.



If you've been to a market store as of late you might have seen amongst the much-touted potato chip aisles, alot of independent potato chip makers trying to break into the industry. I'm a pringles fan myself. And most imitators fall flat.
And alot of the independent brands suck.


Except one.

CAPE COD POTATO CHIPS



Holy God ALMIGHTY.

These things is gewd.

Damn gewd.

I shit thee not.

If you havent tried this brand, do it. Srsly. I could eat these delicious bastards all day.

Particularly the jalapeno-aged cheddar variety.
These things are like the epitome of chips.

And luckily, you can find em pretty easily.
The great thing about them is, they dont taste like chips. Or at least what Lays, pringles, ruffles and kraft want you to think fried slices of potato with light flavoring should taste.

They have their own style of spice and tastyness.

These things are so good, if the company (which I assume has sold its soul to satan) were to open their doors in a Willy-Wonka-esque fashion and have some sort of taste-testing or eating contest, I would leap out my window and run to Massachusetts.

But enough about that.
Time to check my email.
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And its more german spam.

for those who care (lol) my email is zekeyspaceylizard at yahoo dot com.

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man I love these chips
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oh yeah I won 50 bucks